please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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