So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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