i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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