is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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