So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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