Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
