doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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