My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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