question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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