okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
What a dumb baby whore.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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