Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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