We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
