My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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