some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
