Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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