like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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