OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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