she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Your dad touched me again.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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