well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
apparently the secret to your success is patron
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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