I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She announced her abortion via fbk
I am midnight drunk by noon
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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