Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
The adults are the big ones right?
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