she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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