i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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