yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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