Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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