Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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