VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
false alarm, still single
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