maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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