i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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