he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
