just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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