IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
We are all done wearing pants today
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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