2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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