I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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