: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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