why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
