If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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