It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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