Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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