How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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