I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
