Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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