Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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