Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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