Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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