Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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