Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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