halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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