I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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