It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Houston, we have a blender
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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