What did we do last night that was yellow?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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