you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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