So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm jealous of your bromance
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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