Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
