? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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