Dual....:-)
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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