I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize