She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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