The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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